Anyway this morning I was getting dressed and started to put on my stockings. At this point I will let you know that I am a big girl with long legs- even when I was underweight for my hight I had trouble with stockings not being long enough- so I bought stockings for the woman with a 'fuller figure'. As I was putting them on I found it a struggle....
There is something dreadfully wrong here ...
I was having difficulty putting them on....
Did I get the right sort? Yep they are fuller figure stockings, same brand I wore whilst on holiday a couple of weeks ago. Have I got suddenly much bigger??? Surely you can't put on weight that quickly???....
More struggling...
Maybe someone decided to play a trick in the shop and swapped them around...
Another check of the box....
CONTROL TOPS!!!! I had inadvertently bought control tops! I hate those things! they suck ( I was going to say they suck you in but I think they suck is right.) and make great muffin tops!
So I decided to cut the top off them, this seemed to work fine, while I was at home but during the day they started to roll over at the top and felt alarmingly like my pants were falling down!!!!
They are now in the bin!!!
2 comments:
I seem to be having a general "dislike of tights" winter this year.... and control tops are my idea of hell.
Oh that's gorgeous, thanks for sharing; something us gals can emapthise over!!!! Spunky shoes there Ms Hen! (confession - now and then I do wear knickers underneath AND over the top of my stockings/tights 'cause the f***ers NEVER stay up!!!!!)
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